Hardware / 10 To Midnight102. "She wouldn't touch my genitals with that robot hand." Hello creatures of the night, you are welcome once again to step across the threshold into the sketchy innards of the Betamax Dungeon. This week; Mark has been watching stop-motion, Jamie has been watching a Charles Bronson serial killer movie, and the maim feature is Richard Stanley's debut, the killer robot movie; Hardware. As ever, this podcast has swearing, rudeness and drunken behaviour that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of cheap thrill from all this, hey if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thank you.#hardware #10tomidnight #stop-motionJul 01, 202401:21:32House of 1000 Corpses 101. "Not only is she murdering me, she's annoying with it." Howdy Goobers, thanks for joining us once again in the murky depths of the Betamax Dungeon. This episode, Jamie has been watching a lurid Italian zombie movie, Mark has been watching a hand puppet inspired slasher movie from the North of England, and the maim feature is Rob Zombie's debut movie; House of 1000 Corpses. As ever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get some sort of cheap thrill from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks sweetie.#houseof1000corpses #punch #burialgroundJun 22, 202401:31:14Psycho 100th Episode Special!100!! "Norman! Comb my hair, like you did when you were a young boy Norman." Throw your devil horn hands in the air dunge heads, and prepare to party with Jamie and Mark in celebrating their truly diabolical 100th episode! It's an extravaganza bonanza, that features; laughs, gifts, Igor, cryptids and murder, all awaiting just inside the dungeon door. Also this week; the two doofs visit the local fleapit to watch Mad Max spin off, Furiosa (some spoilers avoid 17:00 to 26:30). The long promised, maim feature is Hitchco*ck classic; Psycho. As ever, contains swearing and drunken behaviour that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of enjoyment from all this, if you do, please like and follow this podcast. Thanks beloved listener! #furiosa #psychoJun 09, 202402:05:57Switchblade Romance (Haute Tension)99. "You're a flasher!" Bonjour Fright fans! The Dark ceremony is about to begin, bring snacks! This week, Mark has been watching meditative werewolf movie; Blackout, and TV series; Them. Jamie has been to the local fleapit to watch baffling reboot; The Strangers: Chapter One, and the maim feature is blood soaked, psychological French slasher; Switchblade Romance aka Haute Tension. Directed by Alexandre Aja, this one really paints the walls red! As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get a twisted kick out of all this, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thanks kind listener! #switchbladeromance #them #blackout #thestrangerschapteroneJun 01, 202401:21:05Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama / Late Night With The Devil98. "She looked hot when she was robbing those banks, man." Alright you freaky little weirdo! Welcome back to the slimey insides of the Betamax Dungeon. This week; recent, fascinating, devil within out midst movie; Late Night With The Devil is up for discussion, and the maim feature is classic 80s boob/non-horror movie; Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. As ever, contains drunken opinions and swearing which could offend. Hope you get some sort of kick outta all this bullsh*t, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Cheers you little monkey! #latenightwiththedevil #sororitybabesintheslimeballbowl-o-ramaMay 25, 202401:04:47Ginger Snaps / Chompy & the Girls97. "I would only shag a werewolf if I was a werewolf, maybe." Whaddup dunge heads! Hope you're in the mood for some riveting horror chit chat! This week; Jamie makes a regrettable social blunder regarding the upcoming M. Night Shyamalan movie; Trap. Mark has been watching a surreal cannibal movie?, and the main feature is Canadian, coming of age, werewolf movie; Ginger Snaps. As ever, contains swearing and controversial drunken opinions that could offend, hope you get some sort of twisted kick out of all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks cheeky chops! #gingersnaps #chompyandthegirlsMay 18, 202401:27:01Bad Dreams / Abigail96. "There's something jammed up the turbine, its turned the hospital off." Hiya you loveable lunatics. Come inside for another fun filled edition of the betamax dungeon. This week, Jamie ponders cooker innovation and recent vampire ballerina movie, Abigail. Mark has been watchingIt: Chapter 2 and the maim feature this week is; Bad dreams. Is it just a dream warriors rip off or is there more than what meets the eye? As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you get some sort of illicit thrill from all this, if you do, how about liking or sharing this podcast? Thanks fruitcake!#abigail #baddreams #itmovieMay 12, 202401:23:32Alice, Sweet Alice / The First Omen (No Spoilers)95. "So you think you could knock out Mike Tyson without a table leg?" Greetings Dunge Heads! We're back with another fun packed episode, this week, nuns in peril movie; The First Omen gets a compare and contrast with the recently released Immaculate. The main feature is psychological slasher Alice, Sweet Alice from 1976, which gets the once over, plus all the usual gubbings, nonsense and drivel. If all this floats your boat, why not give us like, a share or tell a friend !#alicesweetalice #thefirstomen #immaculateMay 05, 202401:11:52Night Of The Living Dead94. "They're coming to get you Barbra!" Howdy ho dunge heads. Thanks for joining us once again. This week, Mark has been catching up on Curb your enthusiasm, Jamie has a spiritual encounter in a Doctors waiting room, and the main feature is George A. Romero zombie classic; Night of the Living Dead. As ever, contains drunken opinions and lots of swearing that could possibly offend. Hope you get some sort of kick out of all this, if you do, how about leaving a comment or giving us a 5 star rating. Thinks lovely listeners. #nightofthelivingdeadApr 26, 202401:19:22Intruder / Godzilla x Kong93. "Stop sh*tting on Bruce Campbell man!" Greetings goobers! Packed episode again, this time we have our first ever live action guest; Paddy the dog. The dungeon duo have also braved the horrors of the local fleapit to check out the latest legendary monsterverse film; Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (some spoilers). The main feature is single location, supermarket set, splattery slasher; Intruder. As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions and nonsense that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of kick out of all this, if you do, why not leave a comment? Or follow this podcast? Thanks film fans! #godzillaxkong #intruderApr 19, 202401:15:51Class of 1984 / Immaculate (No Spoilers)92. "Take a look at my face. I am the future. How do you like what you see?" Hello you gorgeous bastards. Welcome back to the Betamax dungeon! It's another packed podcast for your fun loving ear holes. Jamie and Fortch have been back to the local fleapit to watch scary nun movie; Immaculate (no spoilers!) and the main feature is sleazy, mean-spirited, delinquent horror; Class of 1984. Also, The Manson family! As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions and idiocy that could irritate or offend. Hope you get some sort of kick out of this, if you do, why not like, follow and share this podcast? Thanks Buddy! #classof1984 #immaculateApr 11, 202401:23:14The Wraith / When Evil Lurks (No Spoilers)91. "Mark's pulling a funny face listener." Howdy-ho thrill seekers, the dark ritual is about to begin, join us! Lots of chatter this time round; Jamie has exciting Ghoulies news, Mark has revisited Starship Troopers, there's a Clint Howard tangent, and the main feature is car based, vengeful ghost movie; The Wraith. Buckle up dunge heads, for some high velocity action! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate and offend. Hope you get a kick out of all this, if you do, why not like, follow and share this podcast? Thanks dude! #thewraith #whenevillurks #starshiptroopers Apr 06, 202401:11:15Alien90. "I thought there was someone at my window, but I've got daffodils there." Greetings deviant listener! The dungeon door is open, why not step inside? Its another bumper episode, popping up in the chat this time round; Lovecraft Country, an anthropomorphic animal serial killer comic, Ultimate Spiderman, scooby doo, captain caveman and Gamera. The main feature this week is definitely one you've heard of, it's Alien from 1979. A game changing Sci fi horror classic! As ever, contains drunken opinions and swearing and mentions of symbolic rape that could possibly offend. Hope you get a kick out of all this, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thanks listener! #alienMar 26, 202401:52:03Ghoulies / Dune (No Spoilers)89. "Wow, the retro kid." Hey weirdo, nice to see you. This week, Mark has sand in his crack from checking out all the Dunes. Jamie has a few corrections and has been watching TV. The main feature this week is another one of those little creatures run amok movies. Ghoulies from 1984, which features wizards, black magic and piss poor break dancing. As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some ghoulish enjoyment from all this, if you do, please like and follow this podcast. Thanks listener! #ghoulies #duneMar 18, 202401:07:36Squirm / The Black Hole88. "He can't smile and talk at the same time." Hello there lovely listeners! Nice to have you back. We've got another loaded episode for you this time round. Popping up in the chat; The Black Hole, slang terms for money, Ernest Borgnine, the vapours, and tv show The Curse. For the main feature the dungeon doofs discuss icky 70s worm attack movie; Squirm. Thats right, I said worm attack movie. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks Buddy! #squirm #theblackhole #thecurseMar 07, 202401:27:54Altered States87. "Wow, look at our pentagon." Hey weirdo, nice to have you back in our innards, of the dungeon, that is. This week the dungeon duo discuss the loss of a beloved national treasure, Steve Wright RIP. Jamie has been watching The White Lotus TV show, and 70s disaster/crazed sniper movie; Two Minute Warning. For the main feature, the two knobhea*ds discuss trippy Ken Russell movie; Altered States. Grab a blanket and some heart warming snacks, then settle in for a come down of truly cinematic proportions. Also, The Superbowl from an ignorant English perspective. Hope you gain some kind of shifty enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thumbs up friends and listeners! #alteredstates #kenrussell #twominutewarningFeb 26, 202401:15:20My Bloody Valentine 86. "What happened to your Dad, Axel?" Happy Valentines day dunge heads! Hope you have a lovely romantic day, you know, with flowers and chocolates and candlelit suppers. Kissing and stuff. This week; Jamie has a burrito related existential moment in Swindon Town centre, the dungeon doofs discuss possible Valentines day date options and in keeping with the romantic theme, the main feature is 1981 slasher classic; My Bloody Valentine. As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions and stupidity that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of wonky enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #mybloodyvalentineFeb 14, 202401:41:46Maniac Cop / Grizzly Man85. "My nickname in prison, would be Stinky." Hiya listeners! Step inside and join us on another journey into the bizarre and wonderful. This episode; Jamie has been spending a worrying amount of time on a Nintendo game and also dabbling in the realm of Japanese pinky violence films. Mark has been watching tragic, Timothy Treadwell documentary; Grizzly Man, and for the main feature the dungeon duo are back on the mean streets of New York City, for 80s, fuzz based slasher; Maniac Cop! As ever, contains swearing, drunken opinions and stupid things tumbling outta of Jamie's big gob. Hope you gain some kind of warped enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not rate and share this podcast. Cheers beloved listener. #maniaccop #grizzlyman #identity #fireemblem #femaleprisoner701scorpionFeb 10, 202401:12:36All The Colors Of The Dark / Saltburn84. "Make it a bit more welcoming." Whaddup dunge heads, welcome back to the Betamax Dungeon. This week; Jamie has discovered why everyone is banging on about Saltburn (spoilers, avoid 2:30 to 8:30), and for the main feature the dungeon dickhe*ds discuss the surreal, 70s satanic panic movie; All The Colors Of The Dark, starring the iconic Edwige Fenech. As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend, hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #Allthecolorsofthedark #saltburnFeb 04, 202401:06:55Hatchet / Rebel Moon / The Beast Must Die!83. "He f*cked up the time I met Tony Todd." You grubby little ghoulie, once again we have you in our vice like grip! Welcome back to the Betamax Dungeon dunge heads!. Loads to talk about this episode; Mark has been watching bizarre werewolf mystery movie; The Beast Must Die! Jamie has watched Zack Snyder's latest; Rebel Moon (spoilers, avoid 12:40 to 28:45) and for the main feature the two idiots have a lengthy discussion about Adam Green's debut movie; Hatchet. As ever, contains drunken opinions and swearing that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment out of all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast! Thanks kind listener! #hatchet #rebelmoon #thebeastmustdieJan 23, 202401:17:00Enter The Ninja / Review of 202382. "They hadn't found gold for ages." Bang! Ninja kick to the face! Happy new year dunge heads! Welcome once again to our creepy ass bowels. We've got another bumper episode for you, to keep you warm in the winter months. First up, the dungeon duo discuss their favourite movies of 2023, and for the main feature they take a trip back to the early 80s ninja craze to watch Cannon film's Enter the Ninja from 1981. As ever, contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend, hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks awesome listener! #entertheninja #reviewof2023 Jan 11, 202401:46:54Silent Night, Deadly Night / The Pope's Exorcist (No spoilers)81. "Put this habit on and beat the sh*t outta me." Merry Christmas dunge heads (phew! just in time), break out the egg nog and mince pies! Welcome to our special holiday Yuletide celebration!! As a special Christmas gift to you, the dungeon doofs discuss recent exorcism movie; The Pope's Exorcist, and for our main feature; we're doing festive slasher; Silent Night, Deadly Night from 1984. Comically mean spirited and controversial, it's right up the betamax dungeon's wheelhouse. Warning!! The movie contains scenes of sexual assault plus the usual swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Merry Christmas listener, Hope you all have a good one. #silentnightdeadlynight #talesoftheunexpected #thepopesexorcistDec 24, 202301:30:56Basket Case80. "Maybe he's been filing them down, he's got two hands." Hello again thrill seekers, we're beckoning to you in a faintly creepy manner, why not step inside the dungeon once again? This week Mark has been down an unexpected rabbit hole, and there's a brief discussion of dated sit-coms. For our main feature we're back on the scuzzy streets of New York for low budget "classic"; Basket Case. Warning!!! Contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of twisted enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow or share this podcast? #basketcase #talesoftheunexpectedDec 22, 202301:12:07Graduation Day79. "How is he gonna be happy with the turtle?" Hiya dunge heads. Welcome back to our slimy, monster filled inner sanctum. Lots to chat about this week, to start, the duo discuss a couple of recent trailer releases, Jamie is haunted by an eerie episode of Tales of the Unexpected, Tobe Hooper pops up briefly and our main feature this week, is early 80s slasher; Graduation Day. Warning!! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, how about following, rating and sharing this podcast? Thanks friendly listener! #graduationday #talesoftheunexpected #tobehooper #furiosatrailerDec 16, 202301:57:44Dog Soldiers / Thanksgiving (No Spoilers!)78. "You can only sleep with people that have never seen you in a film." Whaddup dunge heads! Nice of you to drop into the depths again. We've got another thrilling, bumper episode of fun for you this week. Topics covered include; Jason and the argonauts, the new Japanese Godzilla movie and which cinemas it may play in, Mark has been watching various werewolf movies, and Jamie has been back to the local fleapit to watch Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (don't worry, no spoilers!) This weeks main feature is Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers from 2002. This squaddies V werewolves movie features; cracking acting from the three leads, dancers as werewolves, slopping around in guts, some gripping action and a brilliant kitchen set fight scene! Warning!! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thanks matey! #dogsoldiers #godzilla #werewolfmovies #jasonandtheargonauts #thanksgiving Dec 09, 202301:56:17The Exterminator 77. "The cost of beef in New York is too high!" Greetings ghoulies, its good to have you back in our clutches. This episode you can expect; further criticism of the introduction and theme tune, brief chatter regarding Edgar Allan Poe, the extended cut of Batman v Superman and seven samurai in space. For the main feature the dungeon duo head back to the grimy grindhouse era of New York City and watch violent, urban vigilante movie; The Exterminator from 1980. Listen in as Jamie and Fortch discuss; the explosive opening 6 minutes, the gruesome beheading scene, cooking a hotdog with wires out the back of a desk lamp, the soft features of actor Robert Ginty and the meat mob of New York City. Warning!! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow this podcast or give us a 5 star rating? Thanks considerate listener! #theexterminator #batmanvsuperman #edgarallanpoeDec 03, 202301:46:44Wrong Turn / More Tales of the Unexpected 76. "I think he pops up in the sequels, yeh, I'm not sitting through any of them soon." Hiya weirdos, I see you're back to take another cheeky peek into the abyss. If you can get past Jamie's atrocious introduction, then there's plenty of dark fun in store for you this episode. Mark has been watching more Tales of the Unexpected and Jamies been watching the new Netflix series; Fall of the House of Usher (spoilers for episode 2). This weeks main feature is back woods, mutant hillbilly horror; Wrong Turn. Listen in as the dungeon goofballs discuss; the difference between a literal or figurative wrong turn, the likeable performance of Jeremy Sisto, lack of a sense of isolation, mutant hillbilly hygiene, touching Dushku's face and the woods! Warning!! As ever, contains drunken opinions and lots of swearing that could possibly irritate or offend. Also it was raining during the recording, sorry. Also, Mark is sat in the most squeeky chair ever. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this anyway, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thank you dunge heads. #wrongturn #talesoftheunexpected #fallofthehouseofusher Nov 22, 202301:59:59Creature From The Black Lagoon75. "I was hoping my noise box would do all the heavy lifting." Hello dunge heads, nice to have you back again. This episode; Jamie unveils his crappy new introduction (with added sound effects!), he's also been to the local flea pit to watch Killers of the Flower Moon (don't worry, no spoilers!!) theres brief chat about John Carpenter's Escape from New York and for the main feature the dungeon doofs take a look at classic, man in a rubber suit, Universal monster movie; Creature from the Black Lagoon 1954. Warning! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks Buddy! #creaturefromtheblacklagoon #killersoftheflowermoon #escapefromnewyorkNov 15, 202301:31:31Halloween III: Season of the Witch74. "I think he was only letting down his kids, no one important." Autumnal greetings listener. Nice of you to join us in the rancid depths again. This week the dungeon duo are still in a Samhain state of mind, so the main feature is insane Halloween sequel; Season of the Witch. This third entry in the franchise is so bonkers that it doesn't even feature Michael Myers! What it does have though is killer robots, an evil Irish toymaker, the theft of stonehenge, an inappropriate fling, a dumb twist, and masks, so scary, they will seriously mess your head up. Also popping up in the chat; John Carpenter's The Fog versus its cgi heavy remake, and do we call it a tyre iron in the UK? Warning! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks kind listener. #halloweenIII:seasonofthewitch #thefog #Tomatkins #silvershamrockNov 07, 202301:53:57Trick 'r Treat / The Creator / Halloween 73. "I dont want strangers knowing about my fish dying! What?" Boo!! Wa-hey listener. Welcome to Halloween in the dungeon!! Or Samhain if you happen to be a druid, Wiccan or serial killer. Why not take a break from apple bobbing, pumpkin carving or body disposal and have a listen to this weeks podcast? This episode the dungeon duo get fully into the spooky spirit of things and discuss Halloween anthology movie; Trick 'r Treat. Also popping up in the discussion; analysis of Dr Loomis in Halloween, piss poor fancy dress choices, and the duo have braved the horrors of the local fleapit to watch Gareth Edward's recent sci-fi movie; The Creator (spoilers!! If you ain't seen it skip 06:25 to 18:29) Oh, and don't mention Mark's foot either. Warning!! Contains lots of swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of spooky enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow this podcast or give us a 5 star rating? Happy Halloween ghoulish listener! #trickrtreat #thecreator #Halloween #samloomisOct 31, 202301:42:49The Warriors72. "Mine just looked like thunderbirds two." Can you dig it? Hiya dunge heads, nice of you to join us again. This episode, the dungeon duo discuss; the phantom raspberry blower of olde London Town, further character assassination of scaffolders, Mark has been watching Steve Coogan in The Reckoning, Jamie has been stuck on a boss in the Resident Evil 4 remake and a listener shout out turns into a brief discussion of crude penis drawings. The main feature is Walter Hill's 1979 gang warfare movie; The Warriors. This cult classic features; cutting edge street fashion, a bat fight, fear of moral and urban decay and a nod to Greek myth. Oh, and do Americans have kettles?! Warning!! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? Thanks for listening! #thewarriors #residentevil4 #walterhill #thereckoning #phantomraspberryblowerofoldelondontownOct 25, 202301:42:51Re-Animator / Saw X / Toxic Avenger trailer71. "Maybe you're putting a scaffolding up." Hello you lush weirdo, its nice to have you back in our bowels, we've got a truly diabolical episode for you this time round. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; the new Toxic Avenger teaser trailer, Jamie's recent trip to the local flea pit to watch Saw X, another detailed analysis of nudity, and the main feature is splatter classic; Re-Animator, director Stuart Gordon's lurid adaptation of a H.P Lovecraft tale. It's another over the top, 80s romp that features gore, nudity and a glistening Jeffrey Combs. Warning!! Contains swearing, heavy breathing, and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow this podcast, or give us a 5 star rating? Thanks you beautiful listener you. #re-animator #sawx #toxicavenger #Jeffreycombs #hplovecraftOct 18, 202301:46:21Vamp / Chuck Palahniuk70. "You can go to Tescos and look at a woman's face!" We're back listener! With a brand new spooky ass theme tune, just in time for the Halloween season! This week the dungeon bozos discuss; the recent Zelda game; Tears of the Kingdom, a correction regarding Eli Roth's Thanksgiving trailer, Jamie looks forward to the new Saw movie, and for the main feature; the duo take a trip to the neon lit, wrong side of town for 80s, stripper vampire movie; Vamp. This one features an iconic Grace Jones performance, a seedy night club, protocol regarding audience numbers when booking a stripper, going for a number two in a club toilet and when does casually looking become full blown peeping? Also this episode; Mark takes us into his grungey book nook to discuss Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, Rant and Haunted, and a longtime favourite of the dungeon duo. Warning!! Contains drunken opinions, swearing and creepy music that could offend or scare small children. Hope you gain some enjoyment from all this, if you do, how about following us? Or giving us a 5 star rating? Thanks kind listener. #zelda #Thanksgivingtrailer #vamp #chuckpalahniuk #gracejonesOct 12, 202301:52:37Species 69. "They're a gang of co*ck blockers, just chasing after her for the whole movie." Howdy ho listener, ready for another mind bending trip into the chilling world of the betamsx dungeon? The chatter this week covers; Valiant and Image comics of the 90s, a family visit to the local fleapit to watch A Haunting in Venice, and the main feature is H.R Giger inspired, horny alien on the loose movie; Species. This one contains; nudity, cutting edge alien design, a squirrel attack, tangents that lead to co*cktail, and Roadhouse, and Jamie makes a case for equality when it comes to naked people on screen. Warning! As ever contains drunken opinions, swearing and taboo busting alien sex that could offend. Hope you gain some sort of enjoyment from all this, if you do, how about following us? Or giving us a 5 star rating? Cheers listener! #species #valiantcomics #imagecomics #ahauntinginvenice #co*cktail #roadhouse #Spawn #hrgigerOct 05, 202302:04:45Shakma / Thanksgiving trailer 68. "Its not about the size Mark, its about the fury." Hello you huggable and supportive dunge heads, ready to take another plunge into the weird and bizarre world of the Betamax dungeon? It's monkey business as usual this week (sorry), as the two boneheads roll the dice, and take a chance on another movie they've never seen before! The risky main feature this week, is killer baboon movie; Shakma. What will be the final verdict on a movie that contains; live action role-playing, Roddy McDowall, a murderous, angry monkey, creepy, inappropriate crushes and endless boring corridors? Also up for discussion; the brand new trailer for Eli Roth's Thanksgiving movie and the other faux trailers from Grindhouse. Warning!! As ever contains Jamie's drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not give us 5 stars or follow us or something, I dunno. Cheers cheeky listener. #Shakma #thanksgiving #eliroth #killerbaboon #roddymcdowallSep 30, 202301:08:05District 9 / Tales of the Unexpected 67. "Are you sure it was you that put the bread in the bed?" Hiya you beautiful freak, the dungeon door is wide open, venture in if you dare! Come on, hang out with us. This episode, the main feature is Neil Blomkamp's amazing Sci-fi debut; District 9. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; advanced alien weaponry, the zero to hero character arc of our protagonist, the moving performance of Sharlto Copley, and never judging an alien until you've walked a mile in their robo power suit. Also popping up in the chit chat; Jamie's worrying nocturnal habits, cheating at boxing using seafood, and favourite episodes of Tales of the Unexpected. Or is that expected? Warning!! As ever contains drunken opinions that might offend. Hope you gain some enjoyment from all this, if you do, how about giving us a 5 star rating? Or following us? Cheers listener! #district9 #talesoftheunexpected #NeilBlomkampSep 24, 202301:39:12Bats / Planet Of The Apes66. "When Optimus Prime died, I cried, it was like his leg had come off again." Whaddup you gorgeous dunge heads, good of you to hang with us again in the inner sanctum of our wonky ass dungeon. This episode was recorded on Jamie's actual, real life, IRL birthday, so as a treat he got to pick the movie again. Determined to choose something that he and Fortch had never seen before; this week's main feature is Bats from 1999. Lou Diamond Phillips out of Young Guns is in it, and its about killer bats, what more do you need? I'm in! Also popping up in the chat; Transformers and M.A.S.K toys from the 80s, Planet of the Apes, an Ace Ventura tangent, and wildcats with wings!! Warning!! As ever contains swearing, drunken opinions and Jamie's bullsh*t that could offend. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow this podcast? Or give us a 5 star rating? Thanks kind listener. #bats #planetoftheapes #m.a.s.k #transformers #aceventuraSep 14, 202301:44:02Warning Sign / Police Academy65. "Its like having a trifle, oh this is nice!, on the top a lovely bit of cream on the top, sprinkles on it, and then its sh*t underneath." Hiya listener. Always good to have you back in the creepy bowels of our spooky dungeon. This episode the two dickhe*ds discuss viral outbreak thriller; Warning Sign. Fondly remembered by Jamie from his distant youth, its fair to say that inspite of a top notch cast, Fortch is fervently unimpressed. Also up for discussion; the Police Academy movies, Jamie's take on the recent Guardians of the Galaxy movie and more superhero chit chat. Warning!! As ever contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend. Hope you gain some sort of enjoyment from all this, if you do, how about giving us a 5 star rating? Or following us? Cheers listener! #warningsign #policeacademy #viraloutbreakmovies #leslieeasterbrookSep 09, 202301:31:09Gremlins / The Meg 2 64. "Billy, is a sh*t pet owner!!" Hello dunge heads, thanks for returning to our funky little dungeon. This week the dungeon duo discuss a wide range of stuff after a brief summer break; the main feature is Joe Dante's gateway horror classic, Gremlins. Fortch has also been to the local fleapit to watch the Meg 2, which sparks a conversation about shark attack movies and jamie has been down a Cronenberg rabbit hole. Hope you gain some enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not follow us or give a 5 star rating? Warning!! As ever contains drunken opinions and swearing that could offend. Thanks listener. #gremlins #themeg2 #infinitypool #crimesofthefuture #thebrood #sharkattackmovies #mephisto Aug 30, 202301:34:01Amsterdamned 63. "Some of the chewbacca outfits were a bit ropey." Hello again you beautiful seeker of the weird and wonderful, it's good to have you back in the bowels of the dungeon. This episode the dungeon duo visit the land of clogs, tulips and windmills. Theres no time for a cup of tea and a sandwich in a ganja cafe though because a murderous frogman is stalking and terrorising the canals of Amsterdam! Can maverick cop Eric Vissor get the girl and catch the killer? That's right listener, this week our main feature is the 1988, sub aquatic, Dutch slasher; Amsterdamned. Also popping up in the chat; Grant Morrison's The Invisibles, the Matrix movies, Waxwork and Fortch reveals his fear of the London underground map after a visit to the star wars fan expo. Warning!! Contains drunken opinions and the usual level of ignorance that could offend. Hope you get some sort of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #amsterdamned #theinvisibles #thematrix #waxwork #starwarsfanexpoAug 20, 202301:44:24Hellraiser / The Twilight Zone62. "The cenobites? Are they perverts?" Hello again strange listener, it's good to have you back. This week the dungeon duo muck about with a mysterious puzzle box and take a day trip to hell to discuss Clive Barker's Hellraiser! Listen in as they discuss a splatter classic created by a true visionary of the horror genre, also popping up in the chat; Fortch revisits his favourite Twilight Zone episodes, Jamie remembers the Razorline comic imprint and a controversial method of getting blood off a sofa is revealed! Warning! As usual, contains drunken opinions that could offend! Hope you get some kind of enjoyment from this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #hellraiser #clivebarker #razorline #twilightzone Aug 05, 202301:41:34Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous / Alien franchise chat61. Hiya dunge heads! Prepare yourself for some serious action! We've another exciting episode for you dear listener. This week, Jamie displays a limited knowledge of voodoo folklore, Mark attempts to introduce the Alien franchise to an apathetic, younger generation, and our main feature is mid 80s action/adventure movie; Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous. Listen in as the dungeon duo discuss; the controversial casting issues, the edge of the seat statue of liberty set piece, guard dogs more intelligent than our hero, murderous construction workers and the art of dodging bullets. Warning! As ever, contains drunken opinions that could offend, I dunno. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #remo #remowilliams #Alien #baronsamediJul 25, 202301:35:20Critters / Star 80 / The Omen60. "You got zero percent Guinness all over your shoe, if it had any alcohol in it Mark, I'd be aghast." Burning incense, the damp blue walls, the devices of torture, a mountain of analogue tapes, weird chanting and two bare-chested, oiled up morons in executioners hoods, it can only mean one thing listener. You're back in the magical, creepy and yet dopey world of the Betamax Dungeon! We've got another thrilling episode for you listener. Jamie is still obsessing over the tragic story of playmate of the year, Dorothy Stratten. Fortch revisits classic anti-christ coming of age movie; The Omen, and the main feature is 80s little creatures run amok flick; Critters. A video rental classic back in the day, does it still hold up to those rose tinted childhood memories? Spoiler alert! No, it doesn't. Hope you gain some enjoyment anyway, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #critters #star80 #theomenJul 18, 202301:05:26Maximum Overdrive / The Flash / Bones and All59. Hiya listener, are you sure you're in the right place? This is the Betamax Dungeon, a safe space for weirdos, deviants, and generally unhinged people. Who also happen to love movies! As you've just read for yourself in the title above, we've got another jam packed episode for you, up for discussion with the dungeon duo this time; superhero movie burn out, cannibals on the road, Morticia Addams, and the main feature is Stephen King's co*ke, AC/DC and testosterone fuelled directorial debut; Maximum Overdrive! Possible alien interference has made the machines act like arseholes, can the rag tag group of survivors at the dixie boy truck stop band together to overcome the onslaught of trucks, carving knives, steam rollers, drinks machines, lawn mowers, and army golf karts? Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #Maximumoverdrive #theflash #Bonesandall #morticiaaddams #StephenkingJul 12, 202301:51:60Upgrade / 3 From Hell58. Hello again you little weirdo, welcome back to the betamax dungeon, we've missed you. This episode; Jamie suffers a case of satanic memory loss, the duo discuss the recent "This Morning" scandal, Rob Zombie's 3 From Hell, and the main feature is Leigh Whannell's sci-fi action thriller, Upgrade. A movie that seems to share Jamie's pessimistic view of modern technology, it also features decent gore, kinetic fight sequences and an ending so fatalistic it should have been made in the 70s. Hope you gain some kind of enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #upgrade #mariokart #3fromhell #thismorningJul 03, 202301:46:35City of the Living Dead / Here Comes The Devil / Inside Number 957. Whaddup dunge heads! Another warm welcome to you, deviant listener. This episode Jamie melts Fortch's brain with spaghetti splatter head scratcher; City of the Living Dead. Directed by dungeon favourite Lucio Fulci, this baffling bit of bunkum features psychic visions, a premature burial, crap zombies, regular snack stops, a head drilling and maggots. Lots of maggots. It also left Fortch with acute narcolepsy, which he is only now beginning to shake off. Also up for discussion; Spanish shocker; Here comes the devil and dark, twisted British comedy series; inside number 9. Hope you gain some enjoyment from all this, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #cityofthelivingdead #luciofulci #gatesofhell #herecomesthedevil #insidenumber9Jun 13, 202301:36:57Stage Fright (1987) / I'm Thinking Of Ending Things56. Hiya dunge heads!! Welcome again listener to the flickering candles and billowing crimson drapes of the betamax dungeon. This episode the dungeon duo discuss; Jack Kirby's DC comics series The New Gods and the main feature is Italian slasher; Stage Fright, which features wonky dubbing, terrible dance sequences and one of the most impractical killer's masks ever committed to film. Also popping up in the chat are more of Jamie's nonsensical fears, cat scares, mild disdain for musical theatre and Mark takes us on another highly anticipated trip to his book nook. Really hope you enjoy! If you do, why not like and share this podcast? Cheers! #stagefright #newgods #theblackracer #jackkirby #musicals #imthinkingofendingthingsJun 08, 202301:53:01The House of the Devil / Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 355. "It sounds like a roundabout way of getting food." Greetings dungeon ghoulies and betamax boneheads, this week your least favourite podcasting heroes take a trip back to the satanic panic era with Ti West's slow burn shocker; The House of the Devil, a movie as much about pizza as it is Satan. Also, Fortch braves the horrors of the local fleapit to watch the latest marvel offering; Guardians vol. 3. Plus, the two idiots get into an impromptu weigh off while discussing their fighting weight, Jamie remembers classic Pat Mill's 2000AD series; Flesh, and there's a brief mention of Baghead Jason and Pamela Voorhees' jumper!! Hope you enjoy, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? #houseofthedevil #tiwest #Guardiansofthegalaxyvol3 #flesh #patmills #fridaythe13thpart2May 28, 202301:46:21Southern Comfort / Marvel Movie Speculation 54. Welcome back dunge heads, we've been expecting you! This week the two fools head into the swamplands of the deep south and try some seriously bad gumbo in the form of Walter Hill's survival thriller classic; Southern Comfort. They chat about the scintillating performance of Powers Boothe, the mystery of the one-armed trappers involvement and the moral of the story, never steal a strangers canoe. Also up for discussion this week; hopes and fears for the future of the marvel cinematic universe, bizarre 70s oddity; The Visitor, and Saturday morning cartoon classic; Battle of the Planets. Hope you enjoy, if you do, why not like and share? #Southerncomfort #mcu #Thevisitor #battleoftheplanets May 21, 202301:53:19All The Boys Love Mandy Lane / Evil Dead Rise53. Hail to the king baby! Come get some listener! Welcome again to the weirdest dungeon ever! Not really, but we're relatively strange. This week the two morons crawl out of the dungeon, head to the local fleapit and rev up a chainsaw for recent cinema release; Evil Dead Rise! Eyeball popping, glass eating, pukey mayhem ensues. For the main feature, the two dickhe*ds discuss; All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) starring misunderstood leading lady Amber Heard, this mid-noughties slasher features a good couple of rug pulls and a seriously complicated final girl. Also up for discussion; resident evil games, mortal kombat, people huffing on deodorant cans of dubious quality and the usual bullsh*t. Its a golden age goddammit! Like and share this podcast! Groovy! #evildeadrise #alltheboyslovemandylane #residentevil #adawong #cultmoviesMay 08, 202301:49:35
